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Writing
Humor
The Instructions Needed to Build an Ikea Bookshelf for The Hairpin.
Possible Reasons Why There "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" for The Hairpin.
Let My People Wander: A Passover Tale for Thought Catalog.
I Own a Tank, and You Should Too for HyperVocal.
The Paleo Lifestyle for HyperVocal.
Sliced Bread for The Hairpin.
Fake Books I Asked Librarians For for The Hairpin.
A Series of Animal Dialogues for HyperVocal.
An Excerpt from Marie Antoinette's Cookbook, "Let Them Eat Cake!" for HyperVocal.
Excerpts from My Suburban Elephant Drama for The Hairpin.
Famous Middle Words for The Hairpin.
Greek Gods Defending Their Roles in the Current Economic Crisis for The Hairpin.
The 100 Best Songs to Sing With Friends When the Hurricane Hits for The Hairpin.
The Gratification of Giving for The Billfold.
8 Ways Not to Get Mugged in Ireland for The Good Men Project.
Bocce: Sport of the Retired, the Competitive, and the One-Armed for The Good Men Project.
Fiction
The Pistol That Ended the Civil War for Medium.
George at 82 for Thickjam.
More to come.
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Tweets
- Then @BillBabcox shipped him soup and crackers. http://t.co/J4N4LJyHQr
- .@BillBabcox, President of Babcox Media, shipped my friend a box of peanut butter and jelly. http://t.co/cqUtKVgyIP
- This is how the #NSA has been watching you since 1945 (from telegraphs to emails): http://t.co/e35cWxQrE1
- The wacky new MTV reality show! RT @nytopinion: Living With the Surveillance State http://t.co/mxSWe5wNk7Jun 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- .@RealJasonKidd Now that you're a coach, do you feel like Jason Adultt?
- There is a god. RT @nicolekrichard: New Hampshire's maple syrup production increased by 48,000 gallons this year: http://t.co/tDLfQHoPydJun 13, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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- I asked http://t.co/PTSAYQA8iv if they sold T-shirts and this is the response I got: http://t.co/raA2NjieCtJun 10, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm getting really good at drawing the American flag. https://t.co/xSwg8BILX7
- Does anyone else remember this Man of Steel? http://t.co/67i3RZF1T5Jun 06, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Posts
I hope you’re not afraid of heights because you won’t be able to stop watching this video.
Astronaut Chris Hadfield performs a science experiment in the coolest place anyone can perform a science experiment.
The Boston Globe loves to remind its readers how many towns are in Massachusetts.
Editor’s Note: This list is not at all comprehensive. There are many more examples.
“Come to me. We don’t eat humans.” The human swam closer and the whale shark muttered: “yet.”
Photo by Christopher Doherty.
- My Menu for Tonight's Oscars
Zero Dark Chocolate
Mango Unchained
Beasts of the Southern Wild Rice Soup
Silver Herrings Playbook
Lincornbread
Life of Pie
Amouroccan Chicken
Les Miso Soup
Argoat Cheese
Mark Twain was a writer, a businessman, and a comedian. He was serious and respected, but not boring or morose. This is rare among respected writers who are often portrayed as quiet and insular or serious and self-indulgent. Like Twain, Jake Adam York was hilarious in person, expelling his…
- Valentines for the Community Bookstore
“Are you there, girlfriend? It’s me, boyfriend.”
“I, Claudius. You, beautiful.”
“Without you, I’d have 100 years of solitude.”
“I’ve got love in the time of caller ID.”
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My song "The Morning Washroom," which I made out of bathroom sounds and a piano, was featured on How to Do Everything.
I was mentioned in the Columbus Dispatch and the Mount Vernon News for organizing Obscura Day at Kenyon College.
